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Some memes I saved on my hard drive over the last weeks, because I don’t like to spam – much. There's also a compare of TV shows sitting, but I spare you that till I find my point in it...
You are Michael. You've always said that family is
the most important thing. You carry the
world on your shoulders. You're a good man
and a great role model.
Arrested Development: Which Bluth Are You?
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colour_me_sassy:
This was more interesting than it seemed at first glance, because some questions your gut answers one way, your logic tells you otherwise, for example Q12 is the answer still yes, if you don’t make it work out, even when the feelings were similar? No, but of course I was also annoyed by persons, who didn’t share that sentiment and liked me. So instinct: No, I didn’t moon over someone who didn’t reciprocate the notion, head saying but what about all the morons that exasperated you? There’s your yes. And if Q67 means, what I think it means, than I change my answer to yes, because I flashed my breasts to my bf on more than one occasion, just to rile him up…
1. Taken a picture naked?
yes
2. Taken a shower with someone?
yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex?
no
4. Drove a car?
yes
5. Stole anything?
no
6. Like someone?
yes
7. Been dumped?
no
8. Stole money from a friend?
no
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
yes
10. Been in a fist fight?
yes, but only one serious, it was elementary school and the boy got a split lip, bloody hand from breaking his fall on the asphalt and the shame of gotten his ass (and torso) kicked by a girl smaller than him.
11. Snuck out of your/someone's house?
yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
yes
13. Been arrested?
no
14. Hugged a stranger?
yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
yes
16.Left your house without telling your parents?
yes
18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
yes
20. Lost a friend?
yes
21. Been on a plane?
yes
22. Been to an island?
yes
23. Slept in until 3?
yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
yes
25. Lied on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
yes
26. Made a snow angel?
yes
27. Played dress up?
yes
28. Cheated while playing a game?
yes
29. Been lonely?
no
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night?
yes – ‘truth or dare’
31. Been to a club?
yes
32. Felt an earthquake?
yes
33. Touched a snake?
yes
34. Ran a red light?
no
35. Been suspended from school?
no
37. Been in a car accident?
no
38. Hated the way you look?
yes
39. Made yourself throw up?
yes – Alcohol is evil that way…
40. Crawled through a window?
yes
41. Been lost?
no
42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
yes
43. Felt like dying?
no
44. Cried yourself to sleep?
no
46. Sang karaoke?
no
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yes
50. Kissed in the rain?
yes
51. Sang in the shower?
yes
52. Made love in a park?
yes
53. Had a dream you married someone?
yes
54. Glued your hand to something?
yes
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
no
56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
no
57. Been a cheerleader?
no
58. Thought about going gay?
no
59. Didn't take a shower for a week?
yes
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
no
61. Played chicken?
no
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
no - just into a lake and a creek
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
yes
64. Broken a bone?
no
65. Been easily amused?
yes
66. Laugh so hard you cried?
yes
67. Mooned/flashed someone?
no
68. Cheated on a test?
no
69. Forgotten someone's name?
yes
70. Slept naked?
yes
71. Done something dumb while drunk?
yes
73. Blacked out from drinking?
yes
74. Played a prank on someone?
no
75. Gone to a late night movie?
yes
76. Made love to anything not human?
no
77. Failed a class?
no
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
no
79. Smoked pot?
yes
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend?
no
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
no
82. Thrown strange objects?
yes
83. Felt like killing someone?
yes
84. Thought about running away?
no
85. Ran away?
no
86. Got a piercing?
no
89. Made a parent cry?
yes
90. Cried over someone?
yes
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
yes
92. Dated someone (same person) more than once?
no
93. Had/Have a dog?
no
96. Been in a band?
no
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
yes
98. Broken a CD?
yes
99. Shot a gun?
yes
100. Wanted someone but could never have them?
yes
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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| FAY | ||
|---|---|---|
| F | is for | Flexible |
| A | is for | Adventurous |
| Y | is for | Young |
| ASTARTEXX | ||
|---|---|---|
| A | is for | Amazing |
| S | is for | Shocking |
| T | is for | Terrific |
| A | is for | Adventurous |
| R | is for | Relaxed |
| T | is for | Tasty |
| E | is for | Extreme |
| X | is for | X-Rated |
| X | is for | X-Rated |
| You Are 50% Weird |
 Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! |
| You Are Sunshine |
 Soothing and calm You are often held up by others as the ideal But too much of you, and they'll get burned You are best known for: your warmth Your dominant state: connecting |
You are Michael. You've always said that family is
the most important thing. You carry the
world on your shoulders. You're a good man
and a great role model.
Arrested Development: Which Bluth Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
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colour_me_sassy:This was more interesting than it seemed at first glance, because some questions your gut answers one way, your logic tells you otherwise, for example Q12 is the answer still yes, if you don’t make it work out, even when the feelings were similar? No, but of course I was also annoyed by persons, who didn’t share that sentiment and liked me. So instinct: No, I didn’t moon over someone who didn’t reciprocate the notion, head saying but what about all the morons that exasperated you? There’s your yes. And if Q67 means, what I think it means, than I change my answer to yes, because I flashed my breasts to my bf on more than one occasion, just to rile him up…
1. Taken a picture naked?
yes
2. Taken a shower with someone?
yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex?
no
4. Drove a car?
yes
5. Stole anything?
no
6. Like someone?
yes
7. Been dumped?
no
8. Stole money from a friend?
no
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
yes
10. Been in a fist fight?
yes, but only one serious, it was elementary school and the boy got a split lip, bloody hand from breaking his fall on the asphalt and the shame of gotten his ass (and torso) kicked by a girl smaller than him.
11. Snuck out of your/someone's house?
yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
yes
13. Been arrested?
no
14. Hugged a stranger?
yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
yes
16.Left your house without telling your parents?
yes
18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
yes
20. Lost a friend?
yes
21. Been on a plane?
yes
22. Been to an island?
yes
23. Slept in until 3?
yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
yes
25. Lied on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
yes
26. Made a snow angel?
yes
27. Played dress up?
yes
28. Cheated while playing a game?
yes
29. Been lonely?
no
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night?
yes – ‘truth or dare’
31. Been to a club?
yes
32. Felt an earthquake?
yes
33. Touched a snake?
yes
34. Ran a red light?
no
35. Been suspended from school?
no
37. Been in a car accident?
no
38. Hated the way you look?
yes
39. Made yourself throw up?
yes – Alcohol is evil that way…
40. Crawled through a window?
yes
41. Been lost?
no
42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
yes
43. Felt like dying?
no
44. Cried yourself to sleep?
no
46. Sang karaoke?
no
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yes
50. Kissed in the rain?
yes
51. Sang in the shower?
yes
52. Made love in a park?
yes
53. Had a dream you married someone?
yes
54. Glued your hand to something?
yes
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
no
56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
no
57. Been a cheerleader?
no
58. Thought about going gay?
no
59. Didn't take a shower for a week?
yes
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
no
61. Played chicken?
no
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
no - just into a lake and a creek
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
yes
64. Broken a bone?
no
65. Been easily amused?
yes
66. Laugh so hard you cried?
yes
67. Mooned/flashed someone?
no
68. Cheated on a test?
no
69. Forgotten someone's name?
yes
70. Slept naked?
yes
71. Done something dumb while drunk?
yes
73. Blacked out from drinking?
yes
74. Played a prank on someone?
no
75. Gone to a late night movie?
yes
76. Made love to anything not human?
no
77. Failed a class?
no
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
no
79. Smoked pot?
yes
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend?
no
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
no
82. Thrown strange objects?
yes
83. Felt like killing someone?
yes
84. Thought about running away?
no
85. Ran away?
no
86. Got a piercing?
no
89. Made a parent cry?
yes
90. Cried over someone?
yes
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
yes
92. Dated someone (same person) more than once?
no
93. Had/Have a dog?
no
96. Been in a band?
no
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
yes
98. Broken a CD?
yes
99. Shot a gun?
yes
100. Wanted someone but could never have them?
yes
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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